Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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