So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My day in three words: secret purse cake
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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