Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.