Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...