If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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