He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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