People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
