Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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