we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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