She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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