No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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