Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Come see our sink grown plant.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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