he puts the penis in happiness.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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