do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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