I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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