oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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