GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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