Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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