Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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