I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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