There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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