chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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