At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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