Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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