I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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