i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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