Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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