normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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