i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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