i just had sex bonerless
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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