I don't think brook has ever known best
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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