Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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