normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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