I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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