I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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