if i can run in heels then i can drive
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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