At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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