So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
They took my balls.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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