I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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