I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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