ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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