I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Houston, we have a squirter
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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