Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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