I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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