google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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