Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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