Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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