Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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