it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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