There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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