Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you didnt know i had herpes?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
This baby is an asshole
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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