the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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