my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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