dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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