i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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