I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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